Mister Ed (TV Series)

Ed the Beachcomber (1962)

Larry Merrill: Buzz Dixon

Quotes 

• Roger Addison : [Buzz and Zelma - 2 of the beachcombers, who've been living on Addison's beach property, have dropped by - to ask if it'd be alright if they put up some lean-to's]  That happens to be a very exclusive piece of property. No one is going to buy it if they find it overrun by a group of waterlogged adolescents

  Zelma Beasley : [Hearing this, Zelma turns to Buzz]  There it is, again; rejection, rejection, rejection.

  Buzz Dixon : [Hearing this kerfuffle, Ed pushes open his stable's window]  Cast out by a world we didn't make.

• Buzz Dixon : [Zelma's just finished reciting her poem]  Do you dig it, pops?

  Roger Addison : I'd rather bury it.

• Buzz Dixon : Would you want, to like, hear a poem Zelma wrote?

  Roger Addison : I think I can, like, resist the temptation.

  Kay Addison : Uh, we'd like to hear it, sweetie.

  [Roger tries to bow out, but, Kay grabs him by his elbow] 

  Zelma Beasley : I call it; 'rejected

  [Buzz starts to pound his fist into his open palm - pounding out the beat, as he looks off into space. Zelma, is also looking off into space, and she uses her hands to sdd 'frsma' to her words] 

  Zelma Beasley : neglected, befuddled, bemuddled

  [elma strokes her forhead, and hair] 

  Buzz Dixon : Oh, it's a gasser

  Zelma Beasley : A nothing. A 'zero'. A hole in the cheese. The scene can't be made when you're in the deep-freeze.

  [Zelma clutches herself, as Buzz continues to keep the beat] 

  Zelma Beasley : Rejected, neglected, befuddled, bemuddled. The moment is wild

  [Zelma's getting in to her spoken words, and her voice rises in urgency] 

  Zelma Beasley : We're blown off our course. That's why our youth - feels extinct like the horse!

  [Ed's ears prick up, and he truns his attention, fully towards Zelma]