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[last lines]
Wilbur Post : Ed, what do you supposed made us do all that?
Mister Ed : I don't know, Wilbur. There are a lot of things in this world that can't be explained.
Wilbur Post : Well, what do you do about it?
Mister Ed : Nothing. Just enjoy it.
[cut to the surface of Mars with a hung-over Moko having an ice bag on his head, under the watchful eyes of Tatti]
Moko : I know I did!
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Moko : Tatti, I'm planning another trip to Earth.
Tatti the Martian : Oh, no.
Moko : I'm bored, Tatti. I want to do things Earthlings do, like taste a piece of steak, smell a rose, dance. Dance with a woman.
Tatti the Martian : A woman? Oh, yes I forgot. Back on Earth, they still have two sexes. Well, thank goodness we've evolved past that stage.
Moko : I don't know. I think we took a wrong turn someplace.
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Moko : Whew! What a trip back. We've got to do something about those Earth astronauts. They're really reckless drivers.
Tatti the Martian : Moko, forget this whole adventure. Instead tonight, you and I will sit back and think of a beautiful symphony.
Moko : A symphony? You must be out of your cloud-picking mind. I've got a swinging party going on tonight! Heh, heh!