- Penny Hoblock: I wanted to ask you something. After the wedding, should I call you Mr. Post, or just Wilbur?
- Wilbur Post: I don't care what you call me. But I am not going to call you 'Mother'!
- [Wilbur walks away and Penny stands dumbfounded]
- Penny Hoblock: Monther?
- Angus Post: [laughs] Oh, that son of mine! Imagine him, thinking I'm going to marry you.
- Penny Hoblock: I don't think it's funny.
- Angus Post: Oh, I do!
- Penny Hoblock: How could he make a mistake like that?
- Angus Post: Wilbur's always been clumsy, and misdirected. I remember when he was 12, I first told him about the birds and the bees. He tried to put them together! The bird bit him and the bees stung him!
- Penny Hoblock: Why don't we tell Wilbur the truth?
- Angus Post: Oh no, if he's that stupid, and I regret to say that he is... he deserves to be taught a lesson.
- Penny Hoblock: What kind of lesson?
- Angus Post: Well... if he really thinks that I'm marrying you, a flirt and a gold digger. The next time you see him, do a little flirting and a little gold digging.
- Penny Hoblock: Oh no, I couldn't do a thing like that.
- Angus Post: Sure you can. There's nothing better then us Posts having a good laugh... at the expence of one of our own.