Moesha (TV Series)

Pilot (1996)

Countess Vaughn: Kimberly Ann Parker

Quotes 

• Kim : Who is baby?

  Moesha : That's just Hakeem!

  Kim : Hakeem? Well, the brotha must've stepped into a phone booth or *somethin'*.

• [about Kim's weight] 

  Kim : It's just baby fat.

  Taylor : No, it's just fat, baby.

• Kim : So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?

  Ohagi : It means Conquering Warrior.

  Kim : Ooh, I surrender.

• Kim : Excuse me, Madame Fifi! But you blocking my view of Chocolate Thunder!

  Taylor : It looks to me like you've had enough chocolate.

• Kim : [Moesha shows up at The Den after being grounded]  What's up, Shawshank? I thought you were doing five to ten.