- Hakeem: Mo, Look; I *cannot* let you go out like this. Just tell Dee that Ohagi threw the party at *my* house.
- Ohagi: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Let's not put on our stupid caps now.
- Moesha Mitchell: Why? You seem to like *yours*!
- Hakeem: What's up, Jetsons!
- Frank Mitchell: Jetsons?
- Hakeem: Yeah, you and George got the same haircut.
- Hakeem: [On the door at his house for the ditch party] Did you want our "Back To School" special?
- The Student: [excitedly] Yeah, What's that?
- Hakeem: Take your cheap butt back to school!
- Dee Mitchell: The Vice Principal, Like, Like all teachers is responsible for the welfare and safety of all students during school hours. Now what if something bad had happened during that ditch party?
- Moesha Mitchell: Oh nothing bad happened. Except when they played that Hammer-Vanilla Ice remix!