Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (2000)

David Ashton: Harold Xavier

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Archie : Hello.

  Xavier : Oh, sorry, I... I was, uh, just driving down. I stopped to admire the view.

  Archie : Ah, so you must have seen the sign on the main road.

  Xavier : Sign?

  Archie : Glenbogle Bed and Breakfast.

  Xavier : Bed and Breakfast. Times have changed around here.

• Xavier : I actually wrote a paper on ancient highland laws and customs. I never came across that one about the grazing rights.

  Archie : Oh, yes, an extremely ancient one that I just made up.

  Xavier : Ah, that would explain it.