"Monarch of the Glen" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2000) - Hamish Clark as Duncan McKay

Duncan McKay : That man Xavier, he's looking for an heir to the Ballantine Estate. I saw his papers upstairs.

Archie : And you just accidentally happened to read them? I asked you to fix his window, Duncan, not turn his room over.

Duncan McKay : I couldn't help it. I saw the name. Ballantine. That's my granny's name.

Archie : Oh, so that makes you Duke of the Highlands, I suppose?

Duncan McKay : Maybe. Eventually.

Archie : Well, before you head off to the palace, could I have the keys to the Land Rover, please?

Lexie McTavish : Oh, they're in his other cloak. The one with the ermine collar.

Duncan McKay : She needs new plugs, but you should be okay.

Archie : Cheers.

Lexie McTavish : I suppose from now on you'll be traveling in a sedan chair, borne by comely and compliant maidens.

Duncan McKay : You volunteering?

Lexie McTavish : You need to lose some weight first. Starting off with that fat head.

Duncan McKay : Oh, go ahead. Mock.

Lexie McTavish : Don't worry, I will.
Golly Mackenzie : [Talking about Duncan's grandmother] His granny was a Ballantine all right. Her first husband was killed at Dunkirk, just a few weeks after the wedding. Married again in '42, Alex McKay was his name. A cousin of my father's actually.

Duncan McKay : You mean we're related?

Golly Mackenzie : Around here everyone's related, son. But it's not something to boast about, if you know what I mean.

Hamish Clark: Duncan McKay