"Monarch of the Glen" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2000) - Dawn Steele as Lexie McTavish

Hector MacDonald : What do women want from men, Lexie?

Lexie McTavish : Money. Security. Respect. A nice, tight bum. Oh, sorry, did you want those in order of preference?
Lexie McTavish : Aye, well, here's another tip fro the kitchen: what's sauce for the goose, is sauce for the scrawny old gander.
Duncan McKay : That man Xavier, he's looking for an heir to the Ballantine Estate. I saw his papers upstairs.

Archie : And you just accidentally happened to read them? I asked you to fix his window, Duncan, not turn his room over.

Duncan McKay : I couldn't help it. I saw the name. Ballantine. That's my granny's name.

Archie : Oh, so that makes you Duke of the Highlands, I suppose?

Duncan McKay : Maybe. Eventually.

Archie : Well, before you head off to the palace, could I have the keys to the Land Rover, please?

Lexie McTavish : Oh, they're in his other cloak. The one with the ermine collar.

Duncan McKay : She needs new plugs, but you should be okay.

Archie : Cheers.

Lexie McTavish : I suppose from now on you'll be traveling in a sedan chair, borne by comely and compliant maidens.

Duncan McKay : You volunteering?

Lexie McTavish : You need to lose some weight first. Starting off with that fat head.

Duncan McKay : Oh, go ahead. Mock.

Lexie McTavish : Don't worry, I will.

Dawn Steele: Lexie McTavish