- Paul Bowman-MacDonald: So what's the form of these tenants meetings?
- Golly Mackenzie: The form? Well, it's an ancient highland ritual.
- Paul Bowman-MacDonald: You don't say.
- Golly Mackenzie: Where the tenants present the laird with an extremely long list of grievances.
- Paul Bowman-MacDonald: I was worried you were going to say that.
- Golly Mackenzie: Just then the laird suffers an acute case of deafness. Temporary, of course.
- Ewan Brodie: Now the idea is to boil the vegetables until they acquire the taste of an old dishcloth.
- Donald MacDonald: Hello, what's going on?
- Molly MacDonald: I've had a call back from the school. They've asked me to go in for a trial tomorrow.
- Donald MacDonald: Excellent!
- Ewan Brodie: So I'm giving Molly a crash course on school dinners.
- Jessica McCrae: I've been doing some thinking.
- Duncan McKay: I've warned you about that, no good will come of it.
- [to himself]
- Duncan McKay: Shut up, Duncan. This is important.