Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Three Pies (2004)
Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer
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Quotes
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Mr. van Ranken, we'd like permission to search your pie.
Pat van Ranken : What?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Please don't make me say that again.
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[Stottlemeyer has come to Ambrose's house]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [noticing the stuffed filing cabinet] What's with the filing cabinet?
Sharona Fleming : Mail.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Mail?
Sharona Fleming : 30 years worth of mail.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Okay. That makes sense. Not to me, but...
[Adrian interrupts]
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Sharona Fleming : [answers phone] Hello? No, I'm his assistant, Sharona Fleming. Who's this? Hold on.
[to Monk]
Sharona Fleming : Adrian? You have a brother?
[pause; everyone looks up, surprised]
Adrian Monk : No.
Sharona Fleming : [into phone] I'm sorry, sir. You must have the wrong Adrian Monk.
[She hangs up. Immediately, the phone starts ringing again]
Adrian Monk : Wait, wait, don't answer it! I... I might have a brother.
Sharona Fleming : You told me you were an only child.
Adrian Monk : I consider myself an only child. Look, we're not close. He has issues.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?
Adrian Monk : Don't you people have work to do? There's a dead woman over there!