The Monkees (TV Series)

A Coffin Too Frequent (1967)

Michael Nesmith: Mike

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Quotes 

• Henry Weatherspoon : You see, I am a scientist, and in order to bring people back from the dead, I have invented a magnificent pill.

  Mike : Oh, come on, you invented aspirin?

  Henry Weatherspoon : Ah! That's only a disguise.

  Micky : Aspirin in disguise? I don't believe it.

  Mike : Well I do, and I also get it. See, he gives us the pill, and we believe that Elmer came back from the dead. We also see pretty colors...

  Micky : Right!

  Mike : ...and things climbing up the wall, well, I bet ya it does a lot of things.

  Henry Weatherspoon : I told you, I am a scientist!

  Mike : [small voice]  Yeah, I know you did.

  Micky : Mad scientist?

  Henry Weatherspoon : No, but I will be if he keeps making those remarks.

• Davy : We'll even witness things that never even 'appened.

  Mike : You tell 'em, tiny!

• Micky : [referring to the enormous Boris]  A fine figure of a man, isn't he?

  Mike : He is. What have you - you got a sister?

  Davy : Yeah, we could all three of us take her out her at the same time.

  Micky : [fake sounding laugh]  Ha ha ha ha ha.

• Mrs. Weatherspoon : [a trumpet blows from beyond the grave]  It's Elmer! It's Elmer! Oooh.

  Mike : How do you know it's Elmer?

  Mrs. Weatherspoon : He's playing our song!