The Monkees (TV Series)

Captain Crocodile (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Micky : Man, we are on the road to suc-cess!

  Mike : We're almost at the top of the heights!

  Davy : We're nearly at the top of the heap!

  Peter : It's all downhill from here!

• Mike : [reading hate-mail from viewers]  Arrogant ego-maniacs?

  Micky : Long haired weirdoes?

  Davy : Loathsome teenagers?

  Peter : Delightful and well bred.

  Junior Pinter : Who wrote that?

  Peter : My mother.

• Junior Pinter : You think I'm short?

  Mike : Eh, well, no, where did you get that idea?

  Junior Pinter : From the people who are taller than me.

  Davy : You know, I think he's quite tall, meself.

  Micky : You would.

• Mike : [parodying The Huntley-Brinkley Report]  Good evening, this is Chett Hinkley.

  Micky : And David Brentley.

  Peter : And Brett Chinkley.

  Davy : And Chuck Hankley.

  Mike : And this is Dave Barkley.

  Micky : And Chuck Weekley.

  Micky : And Charler Walltight.

  Davy : And Hank Chuckley.

  Mike : And this is John Smith.

  Micky : And... John Smith?

• Mike : Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Mike Nesmith. And on my left is the delightful and charming personality, David Jones

  Davy : Thank you, Mike.

  Mike : No sweat.

  Peter : And on my left, is the charming and delightful Peter Tork.

  Peter : Thank you, David. And on my charming and delightful, is the left moderator, Micky Dolenz.

  Micky : Thank you, my charming panel.

• Roobin the Tadpole : Holy frogslegs, that really makes me mad!

  [hits Micky on the head] 

• Davy : [Davy and Peter are disguised as small children]  I like Monkees, and if you take them off the air, I'm going to hold my breath til my face turns blue!

  Junior Pinter : So will I!

  J.J. Pontoon : Junior!

  Peter : If The Monkees goes off the air, I'll never eat my vegetables again!

• Micky : [pretending to read a story from a dictionary]  Once upon a time in the land of Kirshner, there was a, a handsome prince in love with a frog and three little pigs. And he didn't know how he would get through the forest, 'cause the wicked grandmother had given him a poisoned apple. So, he was walking through the forest, and eh, with goodies, in a, in a basket, and eh...

  Mike : [Mike takes over the dictionary]  And he came, he came across the wicked stepladder. Who eh, who was, eh, pretty, eh, tall, because of all the prongs, and she said, eh, you rang? And he said: sure the runs... because he had this basket of goodies and oooh.

  Davy : [hands the dictionary to Davy]  He had the basket of goodies and, eh started walking towards the little Snow White's little house where the, where the six, eh, midgets lived...

  Micky : Seven!

  Davy : With the four frogs. Seven midgets with the four frogs and the toadstools were beginning to, to look bad, because eh, Columbus was eh...

  Peter : [Peter takes over the dictionary]  Eh, eh, eh. Commando: Allied troop in unit in who-who-two.