The Monkees (TV Series)
Fairy Tale (1968)
Davy Jones: Davy
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Quotes
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Fairy Of The Locket : Eh, you, you shall cut a pair of shoes that can scale high walls.
Mike the Cobbler : A shoes that will sc- that will scale...
Fairy Of The Locket : You, you shall sow me a set of mail that nothing can penetrate
Davy the Taylor : I'll sew a sote, a send you a suit, in the mail, right.
Fairy Of The Locket : Yeah. and you, you shall forge a kitchen knife into a sword that can cut through iron.
Micky the Innkeeper : Richt, forge, yeah right! Heheh.
Peter, peasant of Tork : What about me?
Fairy Of The Locket : You shall collect unemployment while your friends are working.
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Goldylocks : Help! Help! Oh, help me, woodsman, oh help me! the two bears are chasing me from their house!
Davy the Taylor : Two bears? I thought there were three bears?
Goldylocks : Yeah, well, the Papa Bear kinda wanted me to hang around...
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Davy the Taylor : [during the climactic fight] Can you fight too, I'm doing all the fighting here!
The Town Crier : [cut to the Town Cryer] Hooray for Davy!
Micky the Innkeeper : [back to the fight] Peter, Peter, what about the locket?
The Town Crier : [cut to the Town Cryer] Hooray for Micky!
Peter, peasant of Tork : [back to the fight] She made me give it back!
Princess Gwen : You're darn right I took it back, it's my locket!
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The Town Crier : Once upon a time in the little village of Avon-On-Calling there were four young men. There was Mike...
Mike the Cobbler : Hi, I'm Mike and I'm the cobbler, ha!
The Town Crier : And Davy...
Davy the Taylor : Hi, I'm Davy and I'm the taylor, aha!
The Town Crier : And Micky...
Micky the Innkeeper : Hi, I'm Micky, and I'm the innkeeper.
The Town Crier : And Peter.
Peter, peasant of Tork : Hi, I'm Peter, and I'm out of work.
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Peter, peasant of Tork : And he's gonna murder her in the tower, a remote castle protected by a scary forrest and a moat, moat, and a im-p-enetrable dragon.
Davy the Taylor : A what kind of dragon?
Peter, peasant of Tork : An im-p-enetrable dragon.
Davy the Taylor : So what are you gonna do, Peter?
Peter, peasant of Tork : I'm gonna miss her when she's gone.
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Peter, peasant of Tork : Who are you?
Little Red Riding Hood : Oh, ah, I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I'm gonna see my grandmother in the forest.
Peter, peasant of Tork : Oh no, you can't go, the wolf's all ready been to your grandmothers and he's eaten her up and he's waiting to do the same thing to you!
Little Red Riding Hood : Sure kid, and the cow jumped over the moon, heheh.
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Dragon of the Moat : What has six eyes, six ears, and a short life?
Micky the Innkeeper : Three dumb peasants.
Dragon of the Moat : Hey, that's right.
Davy the Taylor : That's a good one.
Mike the Cobbler : How did you know that, wow!
Dragon of the Moat : Lower the drawbridge!