The Monkees (TV Series)

Find the Monkees (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Davy : The reason I haven't spoken all this time is because that it doesn't matter what I say, nobody will listen to me because I'm under 21. So I'm just keeping my mouth shut.

• [while waiting to audition for Hubbell Bensen, Peter can't stop hiccuping] 

  Davy : Listen, I'll get rid of your hiccups. Now, just imagine you're in some far-off place, and you're on the rolling high seas and you're heading for...

  [while Davy thinks of a place, Peter turns green... literally] 

  Davy : Madagascar!

  [Mike notices Peter's change of color] 

  Mike : Hey, he... he's turning green.

  Davy : [while Pete covers his mouth]  Hey, Peter, what's the matter?

  Peter : [about to vomit]  Seasick!

  Davy, Mike and Micky : [turning to the camera]  SEASICK?

• Jolly Green Giant : Hiya, Monkees. You wanna know what we got in the mail?

  Micky : Yes.

  Jolly Green Giant : An autographed photo of Annette Funicello.

  Micky : Ah!

  Davy : We thought you meant you got an invitation to Benson's audition.

  Jolly Green Giant : Oh, yeah, we got that, too.

• Davy : Hello, operator?

  Operator : Hello, may I help you sir?

  Davy : Oh yeah, eh, we're musicians and we're rehearsing, I mean we're auditioning here in the phone booth and we got cut off. What are we going to do now?

  Operator : Do you know 'Melancholy Baby'?

  Davy : Oh, that's very funny, yeah.

  [hangs up the phone] 

  Davy : Okay, mate, the phone booth is yours.

  [a man in a business suit who has been waiting a long time hurries past Peter and changes into Superman in the phone booth] 

• Hubbell Benson : [shouting to be heard over the music]  Say you're the Monkees!

  Davy : Oh, we're the Monkees.

  Irene Chomsky : Ah! Eureka!

  Peter : No, we're Americans.