The Monkees (TV Series)
Hitting the High Seas (1967)
Davy Jones: Davy
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Quotes
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The Captain : This man's leading a mutiny aboard my boat. And I wanna know who's helping him.
Davy : Eh, would you be easier on him if you find the others?
The Captain : No. He'll die just the same.
Davy : We told you not to try it!
Peter : We said singlehanded mutinies never work, stranger!
The Captain : Stranger? I thought you came aboard with him?
Davy : Him? Nah! We've never seen him before, we wouldn't hang around with long-haired weirdoes like that, would we?
Peter : Dirty commie!
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The Captain : Who are these fools?
Micky : The eh, new shipmates, sir.
The Captain : Where did you get that long hair?
Micky : Well, there's this little store on Sunset Strip...
The Captain : Cut it off!
Micky : No!
Davy : No!
Peter : No.
Micky : We can't cut it, we'd lose our strength!
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Davy : Hey, they're both crackers!
Peter : What do you mean, crackers?
Davy : Crazy, they're both crazy.
Peter : Who? Who's crazy?
Davy : The captain.
Peter : Ah, come on!
Davy : Honestly, he was asking advice from his parrot!
Micky : Was the parrot charging him?
Davy : No, no.
Micky : Then the parrot's crackers, crazy.
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The Captain : Here's your swords and your pistols. Oh, and the lyrics to some of the better-known pirate songs. I just hope you men are tough enough for this job.
Micky : Tough? Hahaha. Peter's so tough his nails get rusty!
Davy : Heheheh heh. He's so tough, he loves the sight of blood, that he pours ketchup on everything he eats, even cornflakes.
