The Monkees (TV Series)
Monkee Mayor (1967)
Michael Nesmith: Mike
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Quotes
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Mike : Hello, Mayor Motley. My name is Mike Nesmith and I'd like to talk to you about this new parking lot that's...
Mayor Motley : I'm eh, sorry, Nesmyer, but I don't hire any construction workers.
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Mayor Motley : Now then, Neswosh...
Mike : Nesmith.
Mayor Motley : Our country was settled in 1612...
Mike : Well I know that...
Mayor Motley : From cross the shores...
[cut to stock footage of Peter and Mike playing cowboys and indians]
Mayor Motley : From across the shores the pilgrims landed and found Indians.
Mike : Yeah...
Mayor Motley : Luckily they moved those indians. Why, throwing people out of their homes is the American way!
Mike : Huh?
Mayor Motley : Then we are in total agreement. And Nesboum, I wanna to thank you as one good American to another, for enlightening me as to your opinion.
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Mike : Old politician never die, they just rot away.
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Peter : [Opening an envelope from a sack of mail] Hey, look at it, it's a half a check for a hundred dollars!
Mike : [grabs the contents of the envelope] It's two halves of a hundred dollar check!
Peter : It's a check for two hundred dollars!
Mike : [Mike looks confused] It's two checks for fifty dollars?
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Mayor Motley : Mr. Nesmith?
Mike : Nishwash.
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Micky : This is it! It's those thousands of little people sending in their nickels, dimes, and quarters.
Mike : But these checks are for hundreds, and thousands!
Micky : This is it, Mike, it's those thousands of big people sending their hundreds and thousands.
Davy : Hey, what are we gonna do with all this money?
Micky : It's two days to election. We can blow this town wide open!
Mike : Micky, the town's already wide open. That's what we're trying to change.
Micky : It's two days to election, we can blow this town wide closed!
