The Monkees (TV Series)
Monkee vs. Machine (1966)
Michael Nesmith: Mike
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Quotes
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[Mike exacts revenge on the DJ-61 interviewing computer:]
DJ-69 : What is your name?
Mike : [rushing the machine] Nesmith! What's yours?
DJ-69 : What?
Mike : Thank you, Mr. What. And what's your first name?
DJ-69 : It's not 'What'.
Mike : Mr. Notwhat What. And what is your occupation?
DJ-69 : Name is not 'Notwhat'! I am computer DJ-61!
Mike : Oh, you're a DJ! Look, I'll bet you've got a great record collection.
[computer starts to overload]
Mike : Now tell me about your mother and father.
DJ-69 : My mother was a duplicating machine...
Mike : Sex?
[smoke and disturbing noises issue from DJ-61]
Mike : Oh, I'll bet you're a real swinger when you're turned on.
[low groan]
Mike : Dirty old man...
DJ-69 : Wait! I am not programmed for these questions!
Mike : Oh, you want a different program? Well, let - Okay, um...
[starts stabbing buttons at random. DJ-61 crashes amid smoke, flying punched cards, and a shower of sparks]
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Micky : A Toy Factory, needs unskilled help, in non essential job requiring no experience and no training.
Mike : Hey Peter, you don't have any training, and you sure don't have any experience. You're the only one qualified.
Micky : Probably the only one in the city with those qualifications. At least the only one that can read the ad.
Peter : Just think, they put an ad in the paper to reach me.
Mike : That's right.
Peter : Why didn't they phone?