The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkee vs. Machine (1966)

Elaine Fielding: Secretary

Quotes 

• Peter : Oh no, no, that's not it at all. You've - First of all, you've got my name wrong.

  DJ-69 : Correction: Name misspelled. Please give correct letter.

  Peter : Well, I...

  DJ-69 : [interrupting]  Correct letter is 'I'. Name is not Notwhat, but Nitwit.

  Peter : Oh, brother...

  DJ-69 : Brother is also a Nitwit.

  Peter : Now, just a minute!

  DJ-69 : That will do, Nitwit. Test complete. Interview ended. Application rejected.

  [a dismissive bell sounds] 

  Peter : Give me a chance.

  Secretary : [door to interview chamber opens]  I'm sorry, you're rejected.

  Peter : Why do I have to talk to a machine? Why couldn't I talk to a human being?

  DJ-69 : Because, Nitwit, a machine avoids the human error, the human error, the human errroorrrrr...

  [machine runs down]