- Davy: [using psychological warfare] You're a nailbiter. You're a nailbiter and your mother never, ever, loved you.
- Toto: You are too short. You are too short. You have no ear for music.
- Davy: Ahh. Mike, Mike. Help me, Mike.
- Mike: I'll handle this. You're ugly. You're an ugly person. Ugly, ugly, ooh are you ugly! Nobody likes you, least of all me. Nobody, nobody likes you.
- The Dragonman: I want you to find the Monkee, get the cookie, bring the Monkee and the cookie to me. Repeat, please.
- Toto: Ah, I find... the cookie, I bring the Monkee...
- Micky: Oh, no, no, no, no. No, you find the cookie, get the Monkee, then cook the cookie.
- The Dragonman: Quiet please!
- Inspector Blount: Speed is not as important as secrecy. In our business, secrecy is our most important weapon. Utter secrecy!
- Davy, Peter, Mike: Secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy.
- Inspector Blount: What are you doing?
- Mike: Uttering secrecy.
- Micky: Hey! Hey, Dragonman! Call off your goon! I don't like the way he's acting!
- The Dragonman: You're no Laurence Olivier yourself!
- The Dragonman: Eh, Toto, remember first rule of our spy organization.
- Toto: What is that, master?
- The Dragonman: He who eat cookie, screw up formula something terrible.
- The Dragonman: So, Toto, we must find lost portion of formula.
- Toto: But, master, who took the formula?
- The Dragonman: The boy with the long hair named Peter.
- Toto: Oh, that's a strange name for long hair.
- Inspector Blount: [Picks up the phone] Hello? Yes, they've captured one of the boys, but they got the wrong one. The piece of information they want is in my safe. We're planning what action to take now. You're welcome.
- [Hangs up]
- Mike: Who was that?
- Inspector Blount: I don't know!
- The Dragonman: So, he has fallen into my krutches!
- Micky: Your crutches?
- The Dragonman: Not my crutches, my krutches!
- The Dragonman: It was a bold and daring move, your coming here.
- Peter: I'd put my arm in the fire for Micky!
- The Dragonman: Oh, that's very specialized work.
- The Dragonman: You expect me to believe you make money singing like that?
- Micky: I didn't say we made money, I said we sing.