The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Mind Their Manor (1968)

Michael Nesmith: Mike

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Quotes 

• Mike : You better cool it, man, this guy is denting our couch.

• Peter : [packing Davy's suitcase]  Gee, Davy, I wish we could all go to England with you, man.

  Micky : Boy, that'd be a great idea, if we could all make the trip together.

  Mike : Are you kidding me, man, we don't have the money to go down to corner for gum.

• Davy : What do the young people do in this town for excitement?

  Mary Friar : They move to the big city.

  Mike : Oh, and now we're gonna get a rash of small town jokes.

  Mary Friar : Oh, no, it's usually quite exciting. Last year we found a mole... in the lawn.

• Mike : [to Davy, before a duel]  Take the sword and defend your honor and the manor, in that order.

• Mike : Now look, you'll be just fine, as long as you remember everything that I tought you.

  Davy : But you didn't teach me anything!

  Mike : Well, then fake it!

• Mike : Oh! Hello there! Well, that wraps up another half-hour of hilarious situation comedy of The Fantastic Four: Daby, Peekel, Micky and Perkal, Mycontchek...

  [clears throat] 

  Mike : us! And we'll be back next week with more riotous fun laughters and hilarious bits of antics and humor...

  Peter : Hey Mike, can I say something?

  Mike : [thinks about it for a moment]  Yeah, ok, go ahead.

  Peter : I just wanted to give our viewers, and listeners who's been so nice to us, I wanted to give them our Christmas message which is all about peace and love

  Mike : Now wait a, hold it. You can- Man, come on, it's the middle of Februari, you can't give them a Chirstmas message now.

  Peter : Well, why not?

  Mike : Why not? Well because you just, you don't well uh, oh...

  [stumped for words] 

• Mary Friar : Oh, don't condemn poor Lance. You musn't make fun of a drunkard.

  Mike : Sot.

  Mary Friar : Sot. It happened during the war you see, everybody was getting bombed then. He just never stopped, that's all.