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- T.N. Crumpetts: I tell you, Baron, this boy's not a mechanic.
- Baron Von Klutz: Now, that's enough out of you, Gabby.
- T.N. Crumpetts: Well, I haven't said anything else?
- Baron Von Klutz: What do you think this is, open end? Gag him.
- T.N. Crumpetts: I say, Peter, would you care for another spot of tea?
- Peter: No, thanks, I have several spots already.
- [laughs]
- T.N. Crumpetts: Eh, Carruthers, spray away...
- [Carruthers begins spraying a scent into the air]
- Micky: What's that?
- T.N. Crumpetts: It's for atmosphere. Genuine London Mist spray. Also comes in roll-on, of course.
- Davy: [fake Liverpudlian accent] Smells like Liverpool to me.
- Mike: Now, hold it, hold it, before this scene goes any further, man, what is this gun thing?
- Wolfgang: Well, now just a minute, we've got to have the gun. After all, it's a prop.
- Mike: That's horrible!
- Peter: Put that away!
- Mike: It's bad enough that you're with a uniform and all!
- Peter: But, guns on television and everything, it's bad enough we have a tuning fork!
- Baron Von Klutz: [thick German accent] So Crumpetts, I see you are having some trouble with your car.
- T.N. Crumpetts: I see you are having some trouble with your accent.
- Baron Von Klutz: I suppose you are wondering why we brought you here.
- Micky: Eh, let's see. How about, you're gonna award me the Blue Max?
- Baron Von Klutz: Tell him to shut up.
- Wolfgang: Shut up!
- T.N. Crumpetts: I tell you, Baron, this boy's not a mechanic.
- Baron Von Klutz: Now, that's enough out of you, Gabby.
- T.N. Crumpetts: Well, I haven't said anything else?
- Baron Von Klutz: What do you think this is, open end? Gag him.
- Peter: [to Wolfgang] You know, your pitch is lousy, but you have a pretty good voice. If we don't find Micky, would you like to join our group?