- Susan: He's upset because the crowd would rather watch the Rock and Rollers than him.
- Susan: [All four Monkees start mumbling and stuttering] By the way what do you do?
- The Monkees: [dressed in medical garb] Brain surgeons!
- Mike: [in the next shot, Mike is suddenly dressed in dungarees and wearing a straw hat] Oh, well, except for the summertime, I'm a cotton picker. It's a carry over of skills.
- Davy: Look, don't worry, I promise you everything is going to be all right. If it isn't, you can personally feed me to the lions.
- Mike: We are the Mozzarella brothers. My name is Supreme.
- Micky: [whispers] This is Amazing, Incredible...
- Mike: This is Amazing, Incredible and Collosal. Collosus.
- Micky: [whispers] And Stupendous.
- Mike: And Stupendous.
- Davy: We are the toast of Paris.
- Victor: You're amazing.
- Davy: No, he is Amazing, I'm Incredible.
- [repeated line, as everyone notices her and Davy kissing]
- Susan: Oh, I was just thanking him for, uh, saving our circus. You know, there's another sellout tonight.
- The Great Victor: If you're still here when I return, I shall call the police.
- Micky: You do and I'll be sorry!
- [Davy has replaced Victor in the circus' knife-throwing act]
- Davy: First, I shall split the apple sitting atop my beautiful assistant's head!
- [Peter has placed an apple on Susan's head, but when Davy throws the knife, it nearly stabs both Susan and Peter, earning a horrified gasp from the circus audience and gapes of horror from Susan and Peter]
- Davy: [now very nervous] Uh, don't worry folks, I've got plenty more knives!
- [picks up another knife]
- The Great Victor: Wait!
- [Victor, shamed into the center ring by the near-accident, rushes to Davy]
- The Great Victor: Don't do it. I'll perform.
- Pop: And now, ladies and gentlemen, that incompatible master of cutlery casting, the invincible Victor!