The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees in Texas (1967)

Micky Dolenz: Micky

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Quotes 

• [Having successfully driven off Black Bart and his minions] 

  Cousin Lucy : I wouldn't be too happy about that; they'll be back.

  Micky : But WE won't!

  [laughs] 

• [Wielding their weapons] 

  Micky : Winchester '73!

  Davy : Colt .45!

  Mike : Smith and Wesson .38!

  Peter : [wielding champagne bottle]  Vintage '66!

  Mike : How in the world will you be able to do anything with "Vintage '66"?

  Peter : You're right. I wish I had Vintage '55.

• Micky : Are you sure Aunt Kate won't mind us coming?

  Mike : The last time I was here, she said: drop in any time.

  Davy : When was that?

  Mike : Spring of '54.

• Marshall : Hold it right there, masked man!

  Micky : Hey, don't you recognize the famous mask and the famous Indian companion Pronto and the famous silver bullets?

  Marshall : Hey, wait a minute, I think I do!

  Micky : Sure!

  Marshall : [grabs a piece of paper]  Oh, here we are: The Lone Stranger.

  Micky : Right!

  Peter : Right!

  Marshall : Wanted for murder! You're under arrest!

  Micky : Huh? I think we're in a lot of trouble, Pronto.

  Peter : What do you mean, 'we', white man?

• Marshall : Oh, I can't come this afternoon, I'm busy shooting.

  Micky : Oh, outlaws?

  Marshall : My TV series.

  Micky : Oh, how about this evening?

  Marshall : No, eh, Emmy dinner, tonight, I'm up for an award!

  Peter : Oh, congratulations.

  Marshall : That's enough outta you, Injun!

• Marshall : Tell you what you do, you go down to the saloon and hire some outlaws.

  Micky : You, a marshall, are telling me, a Micky Dolenz Monkee to go to a common, ordinary bar and hire common ordinary criminals?

  Marshall : That's what I do whenever I need a posse.

• Micky : [Micky and Peter walk into a saloon, where a blonde dancing girl throws herself at Micky]  Not now, this is a family show!

• Sneak : Are you fast?

  Micky : Yeah, I'm fast. Wanna see me draw?

  Sneak : Yeah.

  Micky : [Micky indicates for Peter to step aside]  Right over there.

  Micky : [Micky braces himself as we here a drum roll. His arms do not move from his side]  Wanna see it again?

• Aunt Kate Nesmith : Ben Cartwheel is the kindest millionaire in the valley. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

  Micky : Flies, no. But if you're a human, he'll kill ya.