- Peter: Why am I the dummy? The dummy should be the dummy.
- Davy: They're his cards, don't antagonize him.
- Micky: What do you have to say about that, Mr. Schneider?
- [pulls the dummy's string]
- Mr. Schneider: It's a shame to waste youth on children.
- Interviewer: Waitaminit, fellas, there's a good chance this show will be shown in England.
- Davy: Yeah?
- Interviewer: Yeah.
- Davy: When, what, Since when?
- Interviewer: I don't know when it will be shown there, but it, you know, eh
- Peter: 1973!
- Micky: That's another little, funny episode in the life of Davy Jones. Tune in next week, ladies and gentlemen, when we're another minute short.