The Monkees (TV Series)

The Prince and the Paupers (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy, Prince Ludlow

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• Mike : Your sash is crooked.

  Davy : You're not my real mother!

• Mike : If appleseed turns to wing, it will fly away a beautiful butterfly. But if a butterfly turns to appleseed, it'll just lay there, on the ground. That's what Ling Fu Yeng said, 5,000 years ago.

  Davy : Oh, really, what does that mean?

  Mike : I just don't have any idea.

• Count Myron : Throw the Prince into the dungeon.

  Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : Wait! There's been something I wanted to tell you for a long time, Count Myron. You're a pompous windbag, a funk, and a pony!

  Micky : A funk and a pony?

• Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : I, I, I have come to your country to t-t-try and find a bride. U-under the terms of my nation's constitution, if I'm still unwed by my 18th birthday, eh, my throne passes to Count Myron.

  Davy : That sounds crazy to me.

  Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : I know, that's, that's what I told the producers.

• Davy : But you're a great guy, Ludlow. You're witty, you're handsome, and you're tall.

• Davy : You know, if Van Gogh had a girl like you, he'd still have both his ears.

  Wendy Forsythe : May I see you again, Your Highness?

  Davy : Oh, call me 'High'!

• Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : I-I'm very, very hungry. Is, is there anything to eat in there?

  Peter : Well, there's some, ah, Limburger cheese, and a can of sardines, and some liverwurst that's been here for two weeks. What'll I open first?

  Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : How about the window?

• Davy : The boy stood on the burning deck. He didn't he oughta. He took his shoes and stockins off and his feet were in the water

• Davy : Suppose Ludlow doesn't show up on time. I might end up marrying a beautiful girl and ruling a nation of millions.

• Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : Mr. Jailer, would you abandon your prince in a moment of need?

  Jailer : Sooner.

• Davy : I wasn't cut out to lead a double life, I can't even lead a single one.