Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

Full Frontal Nudity (1969)

Katya Wyeth: Elsie

Quotes 

• Art Critic : Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed... um... in the history of my bed... of art, of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart... call-girl... I'm sorry. I'll start again... Bum... oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art.

  [a seductively dressed girl enters] 

  Art Critic : Oh hello there father, er confessor, professor, your honour, your grace...

  Girl : [cutely]  I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie.

  Art Critic : What a terrible joke!

  Girl : [crying]  But it's my only line!