Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
The Money Programme (1972)
John Cleese: Announcer, Inspector Leopard, First Explorer, Mr. Barnard, Policeman, Various
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Quotes
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Man : Look, this isn't an argument.
Other Man : Yes it is.
Man : No it isn't, it's just contradiction.
Other Man : No it isn't.
Man : It is.
Other Man : It is not.
Man : Look, you contradicted me.
Other Man : I did not.
Man : Oh you did.
Other Man : No, no, no.
Man : You did just then.
Other Man : Nonsense.
Man : Oh, this is futile.
Other Man : No it isn't.
Man : I came here for a good argument.
Other Man : No, you didn't. No, you came here for an argument.
Man : An argument isn't just contradiction.
Other Man : It can be.
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Man : An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Other Man : No it isn't.
Man : Yes it is. It's not just contradiction.
Other Man : Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Man : But that's not just saying, "No it isn't."
Other Man : Yes it is.
Man : No it isn't. An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
Other Man : No it isn't.
Man : Yes it is.
Other Man : Not at all.
Man : Now look...
Other Man : [bell rings] Good morning.
Man : What?
Other Man : That's it. Good morning.
Man : It was just getting interesting.
Other Man : Sorry, the five minutes is up.
Man : That was never five minutes.
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Man : I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
Other Man : I just paid.
Man : No you didn't.
Other Man : I did! I did! I did!
Man : No you didn't.
Other Man : Now I don't want to argue about that!
Man : I'm sorry, you haven't paid.
Other Man : Ah ha! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing? Got you.
Man : No you haven't.
Other Man : Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
Man : Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Other Man : I've had enough of this.
Man : No you haven't.
Other Man : Oh shut up!
