- Margaret Renborn: I believe my house may be haunted.
- David Addison: Have you tried someone who specialises in this sort of thing? A psychologist, a priest... Dan Aykroyd?
- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: If your spouse is a louse, or your kid has been napped, / You've misplaced your fortune, your phone's being tapped...