- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: We're here to unravel events that might baffle. / We'll figure it out, and leave you no doubt. / So tell us what's wrong. It won't take us long. / We do our work well... There's no need to yell.
- Maddie Hayes: Brian Baker called me names. Preston Holt lied to me. Omar Gaus mocked me. I don't think I like men anymore.
- David Addison Jr.: We still like you.