Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

A Mommy for Morky (1978)

Ralph James: Orson

Quotes 

• Mork : On Earth, babies aren't grown in test tubes, they're grown in something wonderful called a mother.

  Orson : That's the old fashioned way, Mork. 80 bleems ago a few of us did it up here too, as part of a nostalgia craze.

  Mork : Sometimes I think the old ways are the best ways, Orson.

  Orson : Nap, nap, our method is much more efficient.

  Mork : Orson, when you were a baby, don't you remember being held and cuddled, taken for walks?

  Orson : Nanna-Vac 26 did that.

  Mork : But on Earth a mother does it. And she does all sorts of other nice things for her children for her entire life. Oh it's a warm and wonderful thing.

  Orson : How much does she get paid?

  Mork : Nothing.

  Orson : Is it because her work is considered of no real value?

  Mork : No, because it's considered priceless.