- Mork: Am I home yet Min?
- Mindy McConnell: Yes Mork.
- Mork: Oh thank goodness. This is the sixth house I've backed into.
- Mindy McConnell: All right, I'll ask. Mork, why are you walking backwards?
- Mork: Well, um, I'm celebrating my heritage Min. This is National Backwards Day. It's, its something everyone looks forward to on Ork. Ahr, ahr.
- Fred McConnell: I'm in big trouble.
- Mork: Oh, Pops, nice not seeing you.
- Mindy McConnell: So, you've been out walking around all day backwards. Didn't people stare at you?
- Mork: I don't know Min. I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
- Mork: Who's Dave?
- Mindy McConnell: Oh Dave is dad's brother.
- Mork: Pop has a biological brother? Oh, huzzah, huzzah, huzzah. Is he, uh, older, younger, male, female?
- Mindy McConnell: Well he's older, and brothers are almost usually always male.
- Mork: Oh, not Doctor Joyce Brothers.
- Mork: Hello, my name is Mork and I'll be your caucasian help this evening. I do not live with Mindy and it's a pleasure to have you here.
- [Mindy's Uncle Dave is under the influence of Ork food]
- Dave McConnell: God Bless You.
- Mork: I was kicked out of Sandhurst sir. They found me in a dress.
- Dave McConnell: Doesn't make any difference. They found you in what?
- Mork: A gown.
- Dave McConnell: A gown's better.