Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork's Best Friend (1979)

Robert Donner: Exidor

Quotes 

• Mork : You'll enjoy meeting my new friend, Bob.

  Exidor : You made friends with a fuzzy Tootsie Roll?

  Mork : No, Exidor, look! Look closer, it's a caterpillar!

  Exidor : Why, this is no ordinary caterpillar, Mork. This is the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln!

  Mork : No! How can you tell?

  Exidor : Is that the face of someone who would tolerate slavery?

  Mork : That's not her face.

  Exidor : Really? I thought she was smiling at me!

• Exidor : Mork!

  Mork : Exidor!

  Exidor : In this life, yes!

• Exidor : Mork, I have come here to preach the only true religion!

  Mork : What's the only true religion this time?

  Exidor : Reincarnation! We have all lived before and we shall all be born again!

  Mork : Wow, the ultimate deja vu!

• Exidor : In a previous life, I was a very famous person. Guess who!

  Mork : Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?

  Exidor : Just to meet girls!

  Mork : Are you currently in a Broadway show?

  Exidor : No.

  Mork : Are you bigger than a breadbox?

  Exidor : Yes!

  Mork : I've got it! You're the editor of The National Enquirer!

  Exidor : He's not dead!

  Mork : I can wait.

• Exidor : Mork! I came over as soon as you called! What's wrong?

  Mork : Abraham Lincoln's dead again!

• Mindy McConnell : Um, excuse me, Mr. Exidor, but what exactly is it that you do?

  Exidor : I'm a spirit migration engineer.

  Mindy McConnell : You're a grave-robber?

  Exidor : No, that's a body migration engineer.

• Exidor : Bob has been reincarnated as a cow.

  Mork : That's wonderful!... That's terrible, she'll be eaten!

  Exidor : No, she's safe! She's in India, she's sacred!