- Pamela North: Bill, don't you think Bob should delay the wedding?
- Lt. Bill Weigand: Don't worry. I'll have men covering every angle at that wedding.
- Pamela North: I can just see the groom in white tie and bulletproof vest.
- [last lines]
- Pamela North: Did you hear what Claudia said when Bob and Susan were finally married? What a lovely wedding.
- Jerry North: Well, some people collect string. With her, it's weddings.
- Pamela North: Me, I'd go for a honeymoon.
- Jerry North: That's what I call a collector's item.
- [first lines]
- Jerry North: [answers telephone] Hello.
- The Guy: Hello, Jerry North?
- Jerry North: Speaking. Who is this?
- The Guy: Say do you know a guy, a mouthpiece by the name of Robert Tyler?
- Jerry North: [chuckle] Well, I should. I'm to be best man at his wedding. Who is this?
- The Guy: Well, you might say that I'm kind of a friend of his myself. Look, I've got some information for him.
- The Guy: What kind of information?
- Jerry North: Well, uh, you could say it has something to do with his health.
- Claudia Blair: Pam, darling, there is no entrance a bride could possibly make that's any more effective than coming down the stairs.
- Jerry North: Unless she came in on roller skates.