- Lt. Bill Weigand: Now, this isn't the first time your zeal to lessen the burden of the Police Department has led you astray. I don't doubt your intentions, Jerry, but good Lord man, you weren't born yesterday.
- Pamela North: Yes, he was. Under the sign of the goat.
- Jerry North: And you're getting mine.
- [last lines]
- Jerry North: Tell me, what's this all about, this nurse's getup?
- Pamela North: I just thought I'd see.
- Jerry North: See what?
- Pamela North: See what it is about one of these uniforms that always gets you boys.
- Jerry North: [chuckles] I'll tell you one thing. It isn't the uniform.
- Pamela North: Hmm, I think I get the idea.
- Jerry North: I thought you would.