The Munsters (TV Series)

Herman, the Tire Kicker (1966)

Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster

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• Fair Deal Dan : Hey Blinky!

  Blinky : Yeah, boss!

  Fair Deal Dan : That call from Hollywood--Mr. Grant's business manager come through yet?

  Herman Munster : Hollywood? Cary Grant?

  Fair Deal Dan : You said it--I didn't.

  Blinky : Mr. Grant is due in from Europe today, and his manager is sure he wants the car.

  Fair Deal Dan : Sorry.

  Herman Munster : Now wait a minute! This car is on your lot, which means it's for sale, right?

  Fair Deal Dan : Right, but I already promised it to someone else.

  Herman Munster : And if I give you a legitimate offer, you've gotta take it, right?

  Fair Deal Dan : Well...

  Blinky : I'm afraid he's gotcha, boss.

• Herman Munster : Well you see the fact of the matter is, I'm buying this car for my young niece.

  Fair Deal Dan : What a coincidence! This car belonged to a young niece of an old lady in Pasadena! That's right, she only drove it to the 4-H Club meetings once every month.

• Herman Munster : Now Grandpa, I am sure that our house is due... west!

  Grandpa : Well, you've tried north, south and east... this time I'd say the odds are with you.

• Herman Munster : But I tell you Grandpa, this lot was full of used cars this afternoon! And right over there is where they pitched the tent!

  Grandpa : Tent? Well, uh, perhaps the Arabs have, uh, folded their tent, and as the expression goes, taken it on the lam?

• Grandpa : Herman, what's the matter? Are you afraid of your own shadow?

  Herman Munster : No I'm not! I've seen it lotsa times. It hardly scares me at all. Any more.