The Munsters (TV Series)

Herman, the Tire Kicker (1966)

Al Lewis: Grandpa

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• Marilyn Munster : Oh dear, I just feel as though it's all my fault.

  Grandpa : Now Marilyn, don't blame yourself. Your uncle Herman is a born loser.

  Lily Munster : Grandpa, you know that Herman is a kind, trusting soul, with a great faith in his fellow human being.

  Grandpa : You know a better way to be a loser?

• Herman Munster : Now Grandpa, I am sure that our house is due... west!

  Grandpa : Well, you've tried north, south and east... this time I'd say the odds are with you.

• Herman Munster : But I tell you Grandpa, this lot was full of used cars this afternoon! And right over there is where they pitched the tent!

  Grandpa : Tent? Well, uh, perhaps the Arabs have, uh, folded their tent, and as the expression goes, taken it on the lam?

• Grandpa : Herman, what's the matter? Are you afraid of your own shadow?

  Herman Munster : No I'm not! I've seen it lotsa times. It hardly scares me at all. Any more.