- Police Commisioner Ludlow: Just what in the name of Pat O'Brian do you think you're doing?
- Police Chief W.R. Harris: Holding up the ceiling, Commisioner.
- Lily Munster: Oh, you've been reading in the dark again, it will ruin you're eyes and then we'll have to get you another pair.
- Herman Munster: Lily, just look at this: a hundred and three dollars for electricity!
- [the lights go out as he hands her the bill and loud noises emerge from the dungeon]
- Lily Munster: Well, you know, Grandpa needs a lot of electricity to carry on his experiments in the dungeon.
- Herman Munster: Why can't he have his dungeon in the attic, where there's plenty of light?
- Grandpa: It just so happens that right now I am working on a fabulous invention that will make this family some big money!
- Lily Munster: What kind of invention?
- Grandpa: I'm not talking. Why, that's the way Eddison got the electric light away from me.
- Police Chief W.R. Harris: [on the phone] Mulligan, Chief Harris. I want an around the clock stakeout in Mid City park. Tell 'em to be on the look out for a greenish man about nine or ten feet tall with bright red eyes and cold hands.
- Grandpa: Why, with this machine, I could make Rhode Island the size of Texas. We'll make millions, and I'll make them bigger! I could even make the world's biggest Mickey Rooney!
- Lily Munster: What are you talking about?
- Herman Munster: The thing! The horrible thing! You we're right, Lily, it grabbed me in the park. It was awful. It had two heads and four long blue arms!
- Police Chief W.R. Harris: That box contains a secret formula that will manacle the midnight marauder of Mid City Park.
- Herman Munster: By the way, what time is it?
- The Raven: [shrieks] At the tone, it will be later than you think, ne'er more.
- Herman Munster: I had no idea it was that late.
- Lily Munster: Oh Herman, what are we going to do?
- Herman Munster: Well, I guess someone will have to go to the park and protect her.
- Lily Munster: I'll get my coat.
- Herman Munster: No. Lily, I'll go alone.
- Lily Munster: Oh, you can't go out there alone!
- Eddie Munster: Why don't you take Spot with ya?
- Herman Munster: Hah! Spot's afraid of his own shadow.
- Herman Munster: [glances a look at Spot's shadow] Come to think of it, I don't blame him.