The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Connie Stevens (1977)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Wayne
Quotes
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Scooter : [talking about Gonzo's teddy bear] What do I think of the bear? Why, he's funny. No, no, really. Every time I look at him, he makes me wanna laugh and laugh and laugh. I think he's just great.
The Great Gonzo : Well, I'm glad you like him. Kermit says it's a disgrace to have him around and we oughta get a new one.
Scooter : Yeah, well, that'd be nice, too!
Fozzie : [thinking they are talking about him] The bear can barely bear it, folks.
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Fozzie : I've had it! Now that I know what people think of me here, I'm leaving the show.
The Great Gonzo : Hi, Scooter.
Scooter : Hi, Gonz.
The Great Gonzo : Say, I'm curious. What do you think of him?
[referring to his teddy bear]
Fozzie : [thinking they are talking about him] Listen! They're taking about me. Well, I will not listen!
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Wayne : Kermit, this is an ultimatum. We sing tonight or else!
Wanda : Kermit's not here, Wayne.
Wayne : Hmm... Hiding from my wrath no doubt.
Wanda : That's funny. He's not on stage either.
Wayne : Wanda, no one is on stage.
Wanda : You mean?
Wayne : Yes! This is our chance. We must grasp it.
Wanda : But this is supposed to be the place for the Connie Stevens spot?
Wayne : Oh, we'll cut the Connie Stevens spot! Who needs the Connie Stevens spot? Who cares about the Connie Stevens spot?
[Wayne sees Connie]
Wayne : ...I can't wait for the Connie Stevens spot!