The Muppet Show (TV Series)

George Burns (1977)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear

Quotes 

• [a telephone is the Veterinarians Hospital patient] 

  Rowlf : What's wrong with it?

  Miss Piggy : It's not working.

  Rowlf : Well, tell it to get a job so it can pay me.

  Janice : Maybe it's a PAY phone.

• Rowlf : Nurse Piggy, do you have the next line?

  Miss Piggy : [trying to control her laughter]  Y-yes, but I can't say it...

  Rowlf : How come?

  Miss Piggy : THE LINE'S BUSY!