The Muppet Show (TV Series)
George Burns (1977)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Pig, Luncheon Counter Monster, Whatnot
Quotes
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[a telephone is the Veterinarians Hospital patient]
Rowlf : What's wrong with it?
Miss Piggy : It's not working.
Rowlf : Well, tell it to get a job so it can pay me.
Janice : Maybe it's a PAY phone.
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Scooter : George Burns. George Burns. Twenty seconds to curtain, Mr. Burns.
George Burns : I'm ready.
[noticing Gonzo playing a violin behind him]
George Burns : Excuse me, but... But what is *that*?
The Great Gonzo : [playing violin] It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns.
George Burns : I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.