The Muppet Show (TV Series)
George Burns (1977)
Jerry Nelson: Fleet Scribbler, Pig, Talking Machine, Whatnot
Quotes
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Fleet Scribbler : Say, is it true you're dropping a lot of stuff from the show this year?
Kermit the Frog : Uh, no, no, not particularly.
Fleet Scribbler : Aha. "Muppets Relying on Same Old Tired Junk."
Kermit the Frog : Uh, wait, wait, wait. On the other hand, we have a lot of brand-new, innovative stuff.
Fleet Scribbler : Oh, "Muppets Changing Format, Desperate to Sustain Show."
Kermit the Frog : I never knew the press could be so depressing.