The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Lou Rawls (1977)
Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam the Eagle, Whatnot Dancer
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : We've had to move things around a little...
Fozzie Bear : KERMIIIIT!
[Fozzie whizzes by, unable to stop on his skates]
Kermit the Frog : In fact some things are moving around quite a lot.
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Lou Rawls : Animal, you know, you play the drums so good. I mean you take the sticks and you really lay down some great percussion!
Animal : Percussion! Wha!
Floyd : Uh, Lou, you sort of have to consider Animal as your basic primitive man. You have to know how to talk to him.
Lou Rawls : Oh, yeah? Well, how do you tell a guy like that that his work with the sticks is *down*? He can really put some soul in the bowl, you know what I'm saying?
Floyd : Oh, yeah, well, that's easy. Animal! Good drummer!
Animal : Good drummer, good drummer, good drummer.
[Animal rubs up against Floyd like a cat]
Lou Rawls : Well, let me ask you this: you see I've got this long road trip coming up, and I'm short a drummer. You think he'd be interested?
Floyd : Oh, no, you couldn't take Animal on any long road trips, Lou.
Lou Rawls : Why not, man? The cat's good.
Floyd : Aw, you couldn't get a long enough chain!
Animal : Chain! Chain!
[Animal chews on his chain]
Lou Rawls : Come on, Floyd. Just let me discuss it with him man to man, okay?
Floyd : Man to man? This dude don't know Animal! Okay Lou, there's his chain, but let me ask just one favor.
Lou Rawls : Yeah, baby?
Floyd : Don't let him chase any cars.
Lou Rawls : Don't let him chase any *cars*?
Animal : Car!
[Animal chases after the car, dragging Lou with him]
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Kermit the Frog : As you may have noticed, Fozzie has taken up roller skating, so here he is, with funny jokes and figure-eights, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
Fozzie Bear : [skating out onstage] Hiya, hiya, hiya! How about that? I haven't told one joke and I'm rolling already!