The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Jaye P. Morgan (1978)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Youknow Bird, Boppity, Girl Monster

Quotes 

• Statler : I wonder if anybody watches this show besides us?

  [sees Waldorf asleep] 

  Statler : Besides me?

• Fozzie Bear : Hey, Kermit wants me to do the next introduction.

  Statler : Oh yeah?

  Waldorf : Well, he's the only one who does!

  Fozzie Bear : Hey, c'mon, guys, no heckling! I mean, I'm not even out here to tell jokes.

  Statler : Have you ever been?

  Fozzie Bear : Heeey, you know that the bear is funny.

  Waldorf : You're right. In fact, I never enjoyed you more than I did last week.

  Fozzie Bear : But I didn't do an act last week.

  Waldorf : I rest my case.

  [they both laugh] 

• Fozzie Bear : Ladies and gentlemen, here is Gonzo the Great, with a trumpet solo: "Flight of the Bumblebee".

  Statler : That does it, I'm leaving.