The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Peter Sellers (1978)
Peter Sellers: Self - Special Guest Star
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Quotes
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Peter Sellers : There is no me. I do not exist. There was a me once, but I had it surgically removed.
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[Sellers is standing in his dressing room, alone, wearing pantaloons, a corset, boxing gloves, and a viking helmet with horns and braids while practicing a monologue]
Peter Sellers : Tell John Brown, we are ready to receive him...
[Kermit enters]
Kermit : Peter, uh, what is this?
Peter Sellers : It was to have been, my dear Kermit, it was to have been a grand impersonation of her late Majesty, Queen Victoria, whilst on vacation at Bognor Regis, in the year 1888.
Kermit : But, but, uh, what went wrong?
Peter Sellers : I couldn't remember what she looked like.
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[Peter Sellers is dressed up as a gypsy]
Peter Sellers : It is I, Boris with the sobbing violin. Are there any requests?
Other Gypsy : Yes - but you're gonna play anyway!