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The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Zero Mostel (1977)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Girl Dancer, Tennis Balls
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : It's time for our special guest to do something special.
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Waldorf : [as he and Statler watch something on a TV in their balcony seats] What's the name of this movie?
Statler : "Beach Blanket Frankenstein".
Waldorf : Awful.
Statler : Terrible film!
Waldorf : Yeah, well, we could watch "The Muppet Show" instead.
[they peek up over the TV and look out at the stage, then return to the TV, shaking their heads]
Statler : Wonderful.
Waldorf : Terrific film!
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Sam the Eagle : I want to know who is going to be on tonight's show.
Kermit the Frog : Oh, well, let's see. Uh... tonight's show is very classy, it's very highbrow. You'll like this show.
Sam the Eagle : Oh. Good. Yes, yes. Tell me more.
Kermit the Frog : Uh, well, let's see, we got, uh... Fozzie is doing a pantomime with Zero Mostel. We've got a musical number.
Sam the Eagle : Good, good.
Kermit the Frog : With Zoot and Rowlf. And of course we've got... Uh, we've got the lady... uh... the lady wrestlers.
Sam the Eagle : What?
Kermit the Frog : Uh, oh, nothing, Sam. It's just, uh, we got some lady... lady... lady... wrest... Uh, stand by for the pantomime number.
Sam the Eagle : Lady what?
Kermit the Frog : [nervously] Uh... lady wrestlers.
Sam the Eagle : Wrest what?
Kermit the Frog : Lers.
Sam the Eagle : Lady wrestlers? Lady wrestlers!
Kermit the Frog : You don't understand...
Sam the Eagle : Have we no shame? Ugh. Kermit, something, something must be done here.
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Kermit the Frog : Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Chopin's Polonaise in A Flat, as performed by... Dr. Teeth?
Sam the Eagle : What.
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Sam the Eagle : I think you know why I am here.
Kermit the Frog : Uh, actually, Sam, to tell you the truth, I've never known why you're here.
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Kermit the Frog : Good ol' Chopin. You can't beat the classics. You can only destroy 'em.