"The Muppet Show" Bob Hope (TV Episode 1978) - Richard Hunt as Scooter, Beaker, Pole Vaulter, Zucchini Brother, J.P. Grosse, George the Janitor, Statler

Scooter : Hey, Boss? That cannonball agency just called. They're gonna send Bob Hope back.

Kermit the Frog : Oh, when will he be here?

Scooter : Soon. They're sending him by canon.

[above them, a loud whistling noise sounds, they follow it by glancing above them and to their side when something is heard crashing to the floor]

Bob Hope : [walks on screen] Eat your heart out, Concord!
Statler : I like the steel drums.

Waldorf : What?

Statler : The pigs' steel drums!

Waldorf : I believe it; they'd take anything that's not nailed down!
Waldorf : Hey, doesn't Hope usually sing "Thanks For The Memories"?

Statler : Why would he want to remember this?
Statler : It's the most consistent show I've seen.

Waldorf : Yes, they get worse every single week.
Statler : Well, Bob Hope is gone.

Waldorf : I'm not surprised. It's what I've always said about this show, "There's no hope."

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Beaker, Pole Vaulter, Zucchini Brother, J.P. Grosse, George the Janitor, Statler