- Kermit the Frog: Uh, thank you, thank you, and uh... welcome, for the moment to The Muppet Show. Uh, listen, I really feel bad about this, but I have a special announcement.
- Waldorf: Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last.
- Statler: Yeah, maybe tonight's show's been cancelled.
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, tonight's show has been cancelled.
- [Statler and Waldorf look at each other in shock]
- Statler: Have I died and gone to heaven?
- Zucchini Brother #1: No boom-a, boom-a...
- Zucchini Brother #2: No boom-a, boom-a!
- Zucchini Brother #1: Annette Funicello!
- Zucchini Brother #2: Chiao, Fredo, it's a dud-a, dud!