- Kermit the Frog: Never mind the sweet talk. I just wanna know more about this wedding sketch.
- Miss Piggy: Oh.
- Kermit the Frog: I mean, I've gotta learn my lines.
- Miss Piggy: Well, you only have one line.
- Kermit the Frog: I do?
- Miss Piggy: Exactly.
- Pig Minister: Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawfully wedded husband?
- Miss Piggy: [deep sigh] I do.
- Pig Minister: And do you, Kermit, take this pig to be your lawfully wedded wife?
- Kermit the Frog: I... I...
- [both Piggy and the Minister are nodding affirmatively]
- Kermit the Frog: ... I wanna introduce to you, the amazing Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish!
- Marisa Berenson: Oh, Scooter, who does all this luggage belong to?
- Scooter: Oh, didn't you know? It's a gift to you from the show.
- Marisa Berenson: Now, wait a minute. This isn't some kind of weird Muppet luggage that's gonna blow up or turn into cheese like everything else on this strange show?
- Scooter: [chuckles] No, no, no, it's just regular alligator luggage.
- Marisa Berenson: Oh, good.
- [the suitcases sprout eyes and teeth and begin to growl]
- Marisa Berenson: Oh! Oh, no...