The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Kenny Rogers (1979)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Beaker, Arab, Statler

Quotes 

• Wealthy Arab sheik : [hearing that Kermit is in the hospital, and having already confidently offered to buy Kenny Rogers a new guitar to replace the one that his camel stepped on]  Do not vurry about ze frog, ve vill buy you a new one!

  Scooter : [in a disgusted irritable tone at the sheik's unaware and indifferent "I'm so rich that I can just buy my way out of any problem" attitude]  Will you STOP that?

• [Statler is wearing a hard hat] 

  Waldorf : What's the hard hat for?

  Statler : I want to be ready in case they start throwing pigs at us again!

  [they both laugh] 

• Statler : [in response to the second Muppet News Flash]  Do they sell insurance for this show?

• Statler : Did you see that?

  Waldorf : Yes, the frog is certainly taking a beating on this show.

  Statler : It's hard to feel sorry for him. We take a beating EVERY show!

  [they both laugh] 

• [Kermit has just had an accident on stage] 

  Statler : Oh, poor little guy! Hope he's not hurt.

  Waldorf : Well, at least he got the pig to stop singing.