- Kermit the Frog: Okay, well we've done the beginning and the middle, so say hello to the end. Uh, and it's been a wonderful especially since our guest star has been Mr. Christopher Reeve, yaaay!
- Christopher Reeve: Gee, thanks a lot, Kermit. Boy I'll tell ya, you guys are crazy, but I had a great time.
- Kermit the Frog: Oh, good. Well, listen. Uh, tell me the truth, Chris.
- Christopher Reeve: Yeah.
- Kermit the Frog: You really could have lifted Miss Piggy if you tried, couldn't you?
- Christopher Reeve: Are you kidding? Usually I have to lift locomotives and some of them are even heavier than she is.
- Kermit the Frog: Ohh!
- Miss Piggy: I heard that Reeve!
- [perfroms her kiai on his stomach, but notices his invulnerability]
- Kermit the Frog: He really is the Man of Steel! We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
- The Newsman: Here is a Muppet News Flash. Police announce today that a killer lamb had escaped from the Department of Agriculture's maximum security sheep station.
- [a lamb walks up behind him]
- The Newsman: This lamb is one of a new kind of sheep that has been bred to hunt wolves and is extremely dangerous.
- [the lamb bleats behind him; the Newsman looks around]
- The Newsman: Uh, this killer lamb has been trained to attack at the sound of a bell.
- [suddenly, the phone on his desk rings and he answers it as the lamb bleats loudly]
- The Newsman: Hello?
- [the lamb attacks the Newsman]
- [During the Veterinarian's Hospital sketch]
- Christopher Reeve: Now just relax, I'll have you fixed in no time.
- Rowlf the Dog: Please! Never say "fixed" to a dog!
- Christopher Reeve: Well anyway, you won't feel any pain. I'm going to put you to sleep.
- Rowlf the Dog: Oh! No! Never say "put to sleep" to a dog!
- Christopher Reeve: [about Kermit] Boy. He looked kind of jealous.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, he always looks jealous. That's his natural color.
- Christopher Reeve: [playing Hamlet] Upon what grounds do you disturb my soliloquy?
- Beauregard: Well, it's time for my coffee break.
- Christopher Reeve: Coffee grounds? Argh!
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, listen. Are you doing anything special right now, Chris?
- Christopher Reeve: No, I'm just hanging around the phone booth in case trouble breaks out.